
Xander: If anyone sees my spine lying about, just try not to step on it.
Xander: I wish dating was like slaying. You know simple, direct, stake through the heart. No muss, no fuss.
Xander: Cavalry’s here! Cavalry’s a scared guy with a club, but it’s here!
Xander: I laugh in the face of danger… Then I hide until it goes away.
Xander: So do we have to speak Spanish when we see him? ‘Cause I don’t know anything much besides “Doritos” and “Chihuahua”.
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Why He’s Hot:
- Any idea who this is? That’s Nicholas Brendon, for those not in the know. And if you’re not, where the hell have you been? He played Alexander LaVelle “Xander” Harris on Buffy the Vampire Slayer for seven years, and has also been seen on Kitchen Confidential, Criminal Minds, and in such movies as Psycho Beach Party, where he was shirtless for most of the movie’s duration.
- He has an identical twin brother. Wrap your head around that—that somewhere on Earth, there’s another person who looks exactly like him .
- He’s a sweetheart who loves talking to people, a total goofball who’ll do the Snoopy Dance whenever asked, and he gives hugs out like candy. I know some girls would go for the strong silent type, but I could never pass up such a sweetie. Also, he gives lots and lots of kisses. One more: he tells his brother that he loves him (about 3:50). If that doesn’t set off your “Aw” meter then you’re just heartless.
- He has a smile that, as Taylor Swift might put it, could light up this whole town . In all seriousness, that smile is the best you’ll ever see.
- To paraphrase Joss Whedon, he’s the cutest of the Scoobies with his lips as red as rubies and his firm-yet-supple—tight embrace!
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