December 2009
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Oh Oz
Oz: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
Cordelia: What's the difference?
Oz: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
Xander: Well, I hate brie.
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Giles: Quite. And it, uh, acts on-on pure instinct. No conscience, uh, uh, predatory and-and aggressive.
Buffy: In other words, your typical male.
Xander: On behalf of my gender, hey!
Giles: Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions.
Buffy: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.
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Adorable
Oz: I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting.
Willow: Oh! Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say "yes."
Oz: Yeah, it helps. It ... it creates a comfort zone. ... Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night?
Willow: [slaps forehead] Oh! I can't!
Oz: Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable
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“I can walk like a man, but I’m not one.”
– Angel
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Sorry Guys
In Chicago for the weekend, I’ll start posting stuff again soon <3
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“Basically, I got as far as Oxnard and the engine fell out of my car, and that...”
– Xander {Season 4 - The Freshman}
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Xander: That's Rodney Munson. What he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in lack of smarts.
Willow: You're just angry about that time he beat you up everyday for five years.
Xander: Yeah. I'm irrational like that.
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“I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower-person,...”
– Spike {Season Two - School Hard}
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Buffy: Did you know about this?
Giles: No, unless I blocked it from my memory. Much like I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue.
*cleans glasses*
Buffy: Is that why you're always cleaning your glasses? So you don't have to see what we're doing?
Giles: Tell no one.
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“It’s funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it...”
– Xander Harris
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